SNL: France suffering from financial crisis too by France's "Jean K. Jean"

"Do you see evidence of financial collapse in your country?"
"Oh absolutely Amy, people are broke up in France! Brothers be eatin' pain au chocolate, without the chocolate! Just pain... Last weekend I went to the supermarche to get a bottle of Perrier, man all I could afford was a glass of tap water and a straw to blow my own bubbles, zut alors!"