dimanche 26 octobre 2008

Rock- Kill the Messenger Part II Genius:)

"This whole election is so weird, the way they report on it, cover it, everything is so racial, racial, racial, and they have how many white people are voting? How many working class white people, how many white people over 4' 8" are voting for Barack Obama?

And the crazy thing is whenever white people vote for Obama, which is a lot of the time, they say, they listened to their issues, weighed the pros and cons and they felt that Obama spoke to their issues. And whenever black people vote for Obama, they say well, they black, he black, I guess that's why."

"Black people very excited about Barack Obama, but we're not just votin' for him cuz he's black, we're votin' for him cuz he's black and QUALIFIED. That's why we're votin for the mother-fucker. It's not like we're votin' for FLAVAH FLAV."

"We're very excited. I'll tell you this right now, white people that are here right now. If Barack Obama wins, if you have any activity in your life that involves black people that is supposed the day after election day, it will NOT get done. Election day is a Tuesday, that Wednesday don't schedule no black shit. Like if you gotta fly, ain't nobody carryin' your bags, you got to get your own motherfuckin' bags, we gotta a black president mother fucker,... shit."

Kill the Messenger - Part I - Chris Rock Genius

"This is a crazy time man... This is the time to be on stage, this is the time to do a special, cuz this is a special time. A lot is goin' on. This is the time to do a special.

(To London audience)Big election year in the United States! that's right, it ain't your election but you payin' attention, you damn right you are.

George Bush has fucked up so bad: he's made it hard for a white man to run for President.

People are like: give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra, anything but another white man..."

"And who do we have runnin' for President?... John McCain, 72 years old, he was too old 10 years ago! He's so old he used to own Sidney Poitier.[...] Seventy-fuckin'-TWO! You see he hired his nurse to be his vice-president too.


What the fuck is on her mind? Sarah Palin, out there shootin' mooses and shit, holdin' up the moose and shoot, I see her holdin' up a dead moose, I'm like what the fuck is Michael Vick in jail for?

My god, John McCain, how you gon' make decisions about the future when you ain't even gon' be here??!

He's old! The mother-fucker's too old.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes, cuz if you was younger, you'd a got out the way."


"Who's he runnin' up against? Barack O-BAMA. (To Johannesburg) Barack O-BAMA man. Barack O-BAMA. Yes, Black man, with a black name, I know it ain't that black here, but in America that's about as black as a name could get.

Barack O-BAMA. That's right next to : Mikimbe Mtumbu. That's right Barack, man, he doesn't let his blackness sneak up on you. If his name was Bob Jones, or somethin' it might take you 2 or 3 weeks to realize he black. But as soon as you hear Barack Obama, you expect to see a brother with a SPEAR! Just standin' on top of a dead lion, like grrrrr!"

"And Barack, young brother, he's so calm and cool, sometimes I think he doesn't realize he's the black candidate, like he thinks he could win this thing fair and square, like he thinks havin' the most votes is gon' mean somethin'! Sheet... They gon' change the whole system on his black ass overnight[...] They will change all this shit, with a straight face too: "Hey man, you got the most votes, too bad you lost. That's how we used to do it. We don't really count votes too much no more." "

Hilarious SNL: Bush Endorses McCain/Palin while McCain Cringes in Pain!

dimanche 19 octobre 2008

SNL: France suffering from financial crisis too by France's "Jean K. Jean"

"Do you see evidence of financial collapse in your country?"
"Oh absolutely Amy, people are broke up in France! Brothers be eatin' pain au chocolate, without the chocolate! Just pain... Last weekend I went to the supermarche to get a bottle of Perrier, man all I could afford was a glass of tap water and a straw to blow my own bubbles, zut alors!"

Sarah Palin Makes SNL Appearance / Funny Rap and Moose Guest Star

Palin tries to offset the negative effects of Tina Fey's effective impersonations of her, by appearing on SNL Sat. Oct 18th.